Toxic Garden Gnomes / Members

Dave Mink

Dave recently joined the gnomes replacing the previous Dave (who liked to lie to girls about his age which meant he couldn't mention his band for fear they would see how long he'd been playing and do some sums...). He rocks like a rock soldier going in to battle against an enemy of giant middle management types.

John Bong

John enjoys romantic walks on the beach, water sports and driving his car under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

Mick Wade