Augie is our Mascot. She is absolutely wonderful!!
MISSION STATEMENT: "I really want to learn to play the guitar like John"
Augie doesn't tag along when The Wild go on tour, she's still only a littlund but she wants to grow up to be a full sized robot doll one day.
Being a tranny freak, sherette wears the crown, but what's hidden in her front pocket? and will she use her wand on you? "I wander what John would look like if he were plugged in to a Van De Graaf Generator...he he"
MISSION STATEMENT: "I want to use my wand on as many people and critters as possible while I still can!"
The lady Serena
Born on the The Isle Of Sheppey (in the Thames Estuary), The Lady Serena is a very beautiful Goddess, but don't tell our dads please!
MISSION STATEMENT: "I just wanna bunny with a cuppa."
John was born upsides down so he developed an unusual talent for upside down music, shame really... he might have turned out alright if they lifted him around the other way. "I wonder what would happen to sherette's bunches if I wired her up to the mains for ten minutes?"
MISSION STATEMENT: "I want to bring great music to the masses and create world peace, I'd really like to work with Lily Allen and Katy Perry- females like that. My favourite musician is Paul McCartney."
Al Di Meola