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Lambert P. Lambert
Canada, British Columbia, victoria

About Lambert P. Lambert

1891 – Birth of Lambert, son of Frank, daughter of Ethel, child of play, creature of the night, revenge of the swamp thing.
Shows increasing interest and talent in art; mother enrolls him in banking school.
Joins the German war effort and receives the distinguished Medal of Honor for shiny boots and a spiffy hairdo. Later receives a purple heart for hygiene above and beyond the call of d ... read more

About Lambert P. Lambert

1891 – Birth of Lambert, son of Frank, daughter of Ethel, child of play, creature of the night, revenge of the swamp thing.
Shows increasing interest and talent in art; mother enrolls him in banking school.
Joins the German war effort and receives the distinguished Medal of Honor for shiny boots and a spiffy hairdo. Later receives a purple heart for hygiene above and beyond the call of duty.
Returns to banking school where he masters the bounced cheque. Makes his way to Berlin which is where he started from and, utilizing his accumulated fiduciary knowledge, sets up a counterfeiting ring.
Meets and marries Mary St. Germain, a Spanish girl from Holland.
Divorces Mary. Remarries Mary, a Dutch girl from Holland.
Divorces Mary.
Divorces her again.
Marries and divorces Mary simultaneously, to save time.
The annulment comes through.
Begins work on a shallow but confused autobiography entitled Hitler: The Red Menace.
Police discover counterfeit bills and warn the German people not to accept any currency with a portrait of the Kaiser resembling a “white-bread bun with sesame-seeds on top”.
Lambert is on the lam from the law which

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