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Ik Nak Fu
8 years ago

Wheat-a-Bix now, and

Wheat-a-Bix forever, my beloved children of the corn! Yes! When you know not where to go or what to do, Ik Nak Fu! When reason collides w/ doubt and leaves you wondering where have all the good times gone? Ik Nak Fu! Here at FU Headquarters, we strongly recommend a steady diet of this, that, and the other thing; taken at least twice daily, but we leave the numerology quotient endemic to your particular needs to your discretion, it's just the way we Ik Nak Fu for you. Now some might accuse The Mighty Fu of being nilly-sillzah tonk and sometimes even a bit too much wubby-wubby goopy-doopey clumpus, but tis a goddamned fookin lie I tell you, a mean, narrow minded, and ultra specious lie! Nothing could be further from the truth. Here at Ik Nak Fu HQ, we strive to create a mystery born of the sweet and simple, and as for the assorted clattering whispers regarding providence (and sanity), we demand the right of being allowed to sleep 2 nights a week out on the back porch next to the broken Westinghouse. Thank you for the groove which you, our loyal and clever fans possess, a groove that makes the sing-song wicked burn merrily within our honeycomb hideout; everything we do as Ik Nak Fu is done for you and not for any reason other! Love and affection, Ik Nak Fu

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