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Ben Gilliam

“Ben Gilliam was born thinking he was better than you. Chances are that he was right, but don't let that stop you from recognizing some basic facts about his existence that aren't true for yours. He's got a lot of sense. Humor, purpose, entitlement. All of the senses are his. Back away. His accomplishments include having good hair, a naturally tan complexion, and being over six feet tall. You might not consider these accomplishments, but your girlfriend does. When in repose, he looks brooding and deep. You might not consider that noteworthy, but again, your girlfriend does. He has several licenses. Driving, killing, artistic. You're getting the picture. Now that your dislike has been established, please understand that he does not care. Not because he hasn't tried, though he hasn't. He has more important things to concern himself with, like rock-n-roll. Plus he's having a lively conversation with your girlfriend.